Oh, why hello there!

So aside from the evil parrot incident this moring, my day has been pretty silent. Markette got her new guitar today, An Epiphone Emperor Joe Pass 2.

And she got it for free. After getting an Epiphone SG G300 in vintage worn cherry red the week before. 

2 guitars in two weeks! Lucky!

So i rang her up this afternoon, and I say:

Hey Markette! You coming out today?

(bearing in mind it was AMAZING weather today, and it is due to piss down all next week)

and she says 'Nahh I'm playing on my guitar'

Srsly?! You have all week and night to play your guitar, we had amazing weather today and you sat in all day! haha, no0b xD

She better come out tomorrow.

So right now I'm just chilling, listening to my awesome playlist on youtube,

Like before when i told you what music i listen to, then i think you may like my playlist. Heres the link if you want it:

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRBgBwHNzLB2LElC6lDqUPq9dMh7f11Gf&feature=mh_lolz

I called it bitch plsssss cause I couldn't think of any other names, and i was just like 'boredom? Bitch plssssss imma make a playlist.

Aside from that, I went over my mams to pick up some clean clothes for tomorrow. Nothing special, right? Wrong!

Tomorrow is my first band practice with my new band! There is gonna be a meeting thingy to discuss what we wanna change in out shitty city Sunderland, and our band has been offered a slot to play one song at this meeting to keep the guests entertained. Wooooo!

So we are gonna meet up tomorrow, Me, DeLonge, Barrow and Fergy ^-^

I can't wait!

What song are we playing? You may ask.

We are playing, *drumroll please....*

The Hell Song - Sum 41

one of my favourite songs, by my favourite band!

And i didn't even pick this song! That just shows how awesome my band are, we are all like telepathic or something, cause we all picked to do this song without realising :')

Aren't we awesome??!!

/Jolly just swore at me -.-\

I hate that parrot at times.

 But any other time he is highly amusing, Sometimes when i am home alone he mimicks my nannas voice, shouting 'What do I want for tea?' and i genuinly think that she has came home, and i shout 'pot noodle' or something like that, and then like 20 mins later I'll be looking for my tea, and realise it was the parrot who'd asked me. The little prankster xD

 

 On the topic of pets, i also have a little dog called Bailey. He is a pekahuahua :D

although he is irresistibly cute, he is also a little tinker! He chewed my new vans :'(

Yes that is my arm, and it has the word 'Love' wrote on it because I'm supporting 'World Suicide Awareness Month'

A couple of years ago, my bestest friend in the whole world attempted to take her own life. She was being really badly bullied, and was having horriffic problems at home. She took an overdose. Luckily she realised what she had done and had to have her stomach pumped. I couldn't bare the thought of losing her, because she means the world to me and I love her to bits.

So I support WSAM because I don't want anyone else out there to feel what my friend did, and I dont want anyone to feel how I felt knowing i was almost losing her.

On a lighter note, this is my dog Bailey:

I also have another dog, Spencer..At my Dads house :)

he is a Staffordshire Bull Terrier, and he is soft as clarts bless him <3

And finally, my two little kittens at my Mams, Ronnie (white) and Reggie (ginger)

:

Well, I'm off now, see ya!

-Kenny♬

Top ten favourite lines from my favourite songs

As the title says!

So I got bored sat in the house on an absolutley amazing day, cause my friends are too LAZY to come out.

Anyway, the following list consists of my top ten all time favourite lyrics from ten of my favourite songs. Some you may recognise.

First of all let me tell you, The genre of music I listen to mainly consists of Punk, Pop punk, Punk rock, Rock, metal and Alternative rock So if you like any of them genres of music, i assume you will know some of these lyrics.

You guys like my Apple iPod?

And on we go!
 1.)  Bite that lip 'cause your tongue is a gun and your brain is the trigger. Fire at will, well I doubt that mouth could get any bigger. You live in hypocrisy, those skies are always sunny. You're never gonna be a threat to anybody.
     -We bring an Arsenal/ Lost prophets

2.)  You should have known the price of evil, and it hurts to knw that you belong here, yeah. No one to call, Everybody to fear. Your tragic fate is lookin' so clear, yeah. 
-Nightmare/Avenged Sevenfold

3.)  HEY!  I have to question, what's with the fallin' agression? Details blurry lost 'em too early, welcome to the Family. 
-Welcome to the family/ Avenged Sevenfold

4.)  And I stand on shaking ground The earth moves beneath my feet And I shout: “forgive me” But there’s no God listening And these clouds surround us Only black and greys I see And we found, this time, on Our weakness it will feed.

-The Swarm/ You Me At Six

5.)  Be-cause-you-don't know us at all, we laugh when old people fall, but what would you expect with a conscience so small?

 -Fatlip/Sum 41

6.)  Guess what, Its not a game over. I got burned but you're the real loser. I don't know why I wasted my time with you. Your bad news, a history repeater. You can't trust a serial cheater, you're good at hookin' up but you suck at love.

-You Suck At Love/Simple Plan

7.)  Not quite myself these days, I guess we all come undone from time to time in different ways well, I have myself to blame, I guess I don't understand I need help in many ways...

-Screaming Bloody Murder/Sum 41

8.)  While looking for the answers only questions come to mind. Cause I've been lost in circles, which seems now for quite some time. And I don't know how I came here, even how I got this far. All I can tell you is my fate, is written in the blask stars, well. Wat am I s'posed to do?

-Sick of everyone/Sum 41

9.)  Here we go again It's like you're calling all the shots Before I shoot them And I hate that Every time I turn my back I wonder what you'll say to make me sound Like someone different.

-Rumor Mill/We Are The In Crowd

10.)  Hey Dad look at me, Think back and talk to me. Did I grow up according to plan? And do you think I'm wasting my time, Doing things I wanna do, but it hurts when you dissaprove all along.

-Perfect/Simple Plan

C'ya!

-Kenny ♬

Vulture parrot being.

Hola guizzz!

So its 13:33PM and im still sat in my pajamas! God i'm lazy.. But not as lazy as Markette... (Sorry cuz, I had to xD)

Yesterday After school, my Dad took me to buy Kerrang and Chat, my two favourite magazines. Well, my nanna has a pet parrot, called jolly, and I thought as he never really gets outta his cage, I'd let him out for once while my Nanna was out.

That wasn't the best of ideas.

Not only did he fly out of his cage and land on my plate of sandwiches, he walked along the back of the settee and proceeded to eat my hair.

I put him down on the floor and he walked over to the coffee table and sat under it on one of the bars supporting it.

Jolly

Then he shat on my magazines.

I had completely forgot that he wasn't allowed out because he craps everywhere, and typical of me, when i came in last night i threw my magazines on the floor until i had got my pajamas on, and they landed under the coffee table. Convenient. Well i got distracted watching a horror film called the task, (which was absolutely awful by the way. My mam is scarier on a morning than that movie) and i forgot about my magazines. So thats why they were under there.

 Srsly though, Jolly is like a vulture or something, and he has pulled all of his feathers out. He just sits there in his cage, all day. Watching us. He even swears at us! Little twat bit me last week. 

Lessons of the Afternoon:

-Dont let the parrot out

-Dont leave things lying around

Vulture parrot.

 Bye for now guysss

-Kenny ♬

Hello again!

So I know I've already posted today, but I'm very bored, and I thought I'd just share this little conversation with you all:

And then he deleted me.

LOL!
I've been in such a windup mood all day, I even started arguing with some person down the phone whilst talking to my best friend (Bee).

She was out with these stupid charvas (I fucking despise charvas)

and one of them was being a total doucheface, and he was mouthing off shouting at me

'Who the fuck do you think you are, eh?!'

and I just told him to suck my dick cause I can't be arsed with stupid charvas. Although it is highly amusing winding them up :)

Goodbye all!

-Kenny ♬

Hii Guys!

Well, my cousin (I'll call her markette on here) started a blog a while ago, and was always talking about it..So I decided to try it out.

Theres never really a dull day in my life..Nothing major really happens to me, other than detention, but I never fail to make some poor teacher feel sorry for themselves every day.

I'm so evil. If I decide I don't like a teacher, well... feel sorry for them if they have me in their classes.

Somehow I find myself in those 'Caught in the trouble' situations, because I'm awkward like that. Yeah, thanks Mam, for giving birth to me with these traits.

Anyway..

Today has been quite eventful actually.

The more I post you'll see that I constantly complain about mornings, BUT I get through them with cans of Monster, Relentless, etc.

Well...Markette gets hyper off cherry tango, and i decided it would be a good idea to give her some of my energy drink this morning.

Oh how wrong I was.

She went HYPER! like bouncing off the walls hyper. Like rolling round the stairwell hyper. 

See our friend (I shall call him lankylegs on here) hadn't seen Markette drinking this energy drink, and he hit her on the head with a mountain dew bottle...

Well she went bazerk!

Like literally, full force ninja on him!

Poor Lankylegs got chased round the grass 3 laps, whilst Markette was screaming 'come back here you little S%*&!!' Then inside, up the stairs, along the corridor and down the other set of stairs. When she finally chased him back to the stairwell, Me, Skully, Tikka and HerRoyalMeanie (all NICKNAMES) grabbed her and pinned her down on the floor.

This is what it felt like:

 

Thrashing and screaming at us to let her go because she was 'the hulk'. She was screaming her head off, and shaking like mad, I had to sit on her!

Then she burst into a fit of laughter, which lasted about ten minutes.

When she finally calmed down she had to go to maths, thank god im not in her maths class!

And that my friends, is why I'm gonna give her a FULL CAN of energy drink, and set her on my worst teacher ever! (imma call them the Panface on here, so no names are involved,)

I literally can't describe how much i hate this teacher with a passion. And i KNOW they hate me too, no matter what people say. I know they are out to get me. They tell me off for anything! Once i got them with the:

Panface?

what?

STINKS! 

So I gotta go now, 

Lesson of the day: DON'T GIVE MARKETTE ENERGY DRINKS.

C'ya!

-Kenny ♬