Hi guyss!
Sorry I havent blogged for a while..I am only signed into blogger on my nanna's laptop, and as she has been moving house and my dad has been using her laptop for work, I haven't been able to access Blogger cause I'm a bit dumb and if forgot my log in details..Yeah..
ANYWAY..
Quite a lot has happened over the past 15 days xD i kept a written blog so i could type it up later >.<
Thursday 20th September
Today was quite funny actually. As some of you may know, a guy called Spuddy (nickname) used to like me..(apparrently) and eeryone started calling me Spuddy's lass. This was highly amusing at first, now the joke is kinda getting old. But this one guy, School Cone, was the person who started it all. Apparrently Spuddy told this guy he likes someone, and for some reason School Cone decided to pick on me to call spuddy's lass. I don't know why, but he just did. As time went by everyone started calling me it. But me and School Cone are kinda closer friends now than we were before, so he knows the next time he or someone else calls me it, he is gonna be the one who gets his ass kicked :P cause he started it. Funny thing is, Markette (my cousin) used to like this guy, and she finds it absolutley hillarious when I chase School Cone around xD Like today, School Cone was calling me, so this is how the conversation went:
Ty: Spuddy theres your lass! (points to me)
Me:STFU.
(School Cone starts laughing)
Me: and you can shut your gob!
School Cone: (to spuddy) Hew ya want to train ya lass a bit better like, needs to be kept on a leish! (He grins at me, he knows i know he is only jokin)
(I start laughing)
School Cone: (Whispering to Ty) Oi, Ask Kenny if she is trained in bed!
Ty: Kenny, School Cone said are ya trained in bed ;)
Me: Srsly? wtf School Cone! Haha, *laughing*
School Cone: whattt? (grins at me)
Spuddy: ha'way lets go outside.
*they leave*
*School Cone grins at me on the way out*
Then tonight, Me, Markette, Bee, Jovi, Her Royal Meanie, Tikka, Skully, Zee and hevlar went to see our friend Goodrick in the school showcase. They were performing this thing called 'Third Thursday Back' where a few people from our school put on a lil show of singing and dancing and stuff :) it was quite fun, and we were all shouting 'GO GO GOODRICK!' When Goodrick came on singing a song, i have no idea what it was called haha. I went back to Bee's and slept there and we went to school together the next day.
Me and Markette pissing about.
Me and the girls.
Goodrick being 'Sexy and Seductive' as she calls it :P
Friday 20th September
LOL just a lil bit hyper... Had a can of monster and a can of relentless today. not good, i really shouldnt drink them as much.
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| E.g no. 1 why i shouldnt get hyper so often. | Haii Markette in the background :3 |
I was in a wind up mood again today, PD first lesson. I didn't do my work, i hate PD. We were gave these worksheets and first of all, just to irritate my teacher, i wrote in green felt tip. Then i didnt answer the questions properly, and put random answers, then drew a pic on the back of it of two sickmen fighting xD . idk why, i was just bored :L
Then Science, I was just messing round, playfighting with my friend, winding people up, the usual.
In maths, I was immensly pissed off. Some idiots in my class were annoying me, so i asked the teacher to move them. What did she do? She mad ME move. They weren't even supposed to be at my table so why should i move?! Grrrrr! The some stupid bitch in my class decided to throw fanta over me and it went all over me. Then one little twit behind me kept putting scissors to my throat pretending to slit my throat. i grabbed the scissors off him and put them away from him. I was so pissed off i snapped my pen clean in half, then threw the two halves across the classroom. I got told off for not doing my homework too :/
English afterwards, I got moved for talking, Then moved again, then sent out, then almost sent to isolation. Stupid teacher. I hate him anyway.
ICT was mainly spent on memebase. The teacher told me off for not doing my work on databases. My reply? 'Miss, database, memebase, they are the same to me. They are both databases, exept one of them is actually interesting. No i'm not talking about the one you are trying to teach us'. She threw her hands up in frustration and walked away. Teacher 0-1 Kenny.
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Bee sleeping at mine tonight, mam bought her a cake for her birthday, and we ordered a chinese. Then Dem, Soph and Han turned up at mine, God i've missed hannah, sh is my bestest friend in the whole world and i love her to bits! I almost lost her once, and again a few weeks ago. Thank god she is still here though, idk what i'd do without her. Anyway... We sat in mine for a bit, we ate the cake, and laughed at Dem cause she is scared of cats and my kittens were following her around :')
After they left Bee did my nails :3
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| it says 'Sum 41' |
Monday 24th September
Did i ever mention i hate mondays? Even if I did, i'm saying it again. And I had maths first lesson! I can't imagine why any teacher would want to be a maths teacher, but to get up early on a Monday morning, and teach it to a bunch of Lathargic, kids who tbh, couldn't give a crap about why they use an a in algebra instead of another letter. Srsly though.
RE. I ABSOLUTLEY HATE RE AND I HATE MY TEACHER. Today they frightened the living daylights outta me! Bee came in from hospital, and i turned round to ask if she was okay, and we were talking and Her Royal Meanie was telling me to turn around, so i do, and this teacher is crouched down at my desk! I swear to god i shot outta my seat, i dont think I've ever moved so fast! Haha, i sat back down and everyone was laughing at me. I burst out laughing at the look on their face, they was turning red with anger! Ive never laughed so much :') They are hilarious when they're angry though. I know a teacher that cries when she shouts xD
Even last year i hated RE, One lesson i got so bored, i coloured both my whole hands in with bright pink luminous lipstick.. It stained my hands afterwards and i had to walk round town with bright pink hands :/
PE straight after. I also hate PE, but my teacher is okay i guess. We were in the fitness suite today, she let us bring our ipods in and listen to our music. It was pouring down with rain outside too.
Tuesday 25th September.
Pouring down with rain. Welcome to our shitty great british weather. It doesn't even deserve capital letters. It's not that great. more like Crappy British Weather.
We spent break indoors. We went to the stairwell that we always sit in every day break and lunch. Its kinda like our own space. School Cone and Spuddy were with us too, along with Ty, LankyLegs, Marmite, Ray, Shy, and Jordy. I hate Jordy. The rest are kinda okay, but the only guys im really mates with outta them all are School Cone, LankyLegs, Ty and Marmite. The others are kinda just aquaintances... :L
Everyday all the smokers in y11 go out for a fag, well sometimes our doors lock if we close them, so we all kick the doors in and see who can open them, or we lock people outside. We always lock the smokers out, and they swear at us and are like 'OPEN THE F*CKING DOORS NOW!' and we just pretend we can't hear them.
So everyone has started calling me Betty, as in Ugly Betty, cause i have brown hair, glasses and braces. I just say 'Well when she gets her glasses and braces off, shes actually really pretty so thnx for the compliments'.
Another thing that pisses me off if when people call me geggsy? or four eyes? Whats the point? Calling my glasses, i really couldnt give a shit haha, same with my braces calling me train tracks.. some of the dumbest people just shout braces. C'mon I find it far to funny than insulting that they can't even come up with a better insult that 'Braces'. Stating the obvious there mate? Srsly though, i'm like 'well you know what? At least i'm doing something about my looks, unfortunately your gonna be bong-eyed and buck-toothed for the rest of ya life, and girls dont find that shit attractive'. (Yea its mainly boys that call me, but so what?!)
I keep being called Spuddy, I just spent the whole break giving School Cone evils. He was laughing at me so i pushed him into the wall xD
History 4th lesson. My teacher is funny, but he doesn't like me. Im always being picked on by him :/ Him and my RE teacher are becoming pretty chummy lately. They are always on duty and discussing classes as they are both humanities teachers. Imagine if they teamed up? That would be like world domination or something. Holy shit! By the time 21/12/12 comes along (the day the world is supposedly gonna end) they are gonna cause it! :O i'm scared now. LOL!
ATM im sat in the house listening to music and talking to Carter, He lives in Amsterdam, and he never fails to make me laugh! Awh bless him haha, hes a lil cutie :)
Wednesday 26th September.
Nothing much happened today, apart from two lads fighting in ICT. Fishy and Hebden. Hebden has been kicked outta school. I hate him. He used to bully me real bad in year 9. I would love to punch this guy. Looks like Fishy already did! XD got wrong in ICT again for being on Memebase. Bitch plssssssss.
Thursday 27th September
FINALLY! The trip today was AMAZING! We went to this church in gateshead, and as part of our world music GCSE we learned how to play some traditional Indonesian Gamelan Instruments! It was so fun! In my class are Tikka, Goodrick, Markette, Bex, Coop, Addsy and School Cone.
Somehow after Markette taxed the seat next to me on the bus, we planned to sit behind School Cone and I was gonna annoy him all the way there and back. But somehow he ended up sat next to me.. IDK how haha, i was in the middle of him and Markette. We talked most of the way there, then when we got there we were sat in rows, on both sides of the room. When one side filled up, Me, Markette, Tikka and School Cone ended up sat on the other side of the room. Markette and Tikka sat in the front two chairs, Tikka took my seat next to Markette, so I sat at the back, and then found School Cone sitting next to me, again. This was getting into a kinda habit, me and him ending up next to eachother... :S
When we got to the instruments, we had to take our shoes off as a sign of respect, and we had to sit on the floor to play the instruments. Me and School Cone walked over together but all the seats were taken so we had to sit next to eachother. Again. It was kind of ironic though, but i dont mind, I like him.. Hes canny, and funny and we are friends so i didnt mind sitting next to him, He is alright looking i suppose haha. When we sat at the instruments, i pucked a kind of xylophone thing, and he sat at these pots that i cant even remember the nae of, it was something like the banonks.. IDK haha. But they need two people to play, sat opposite eachother.. Guess who the instructor picked to be School Cone's partner... Yup, me. So we were playing these things, and the sinstructor decides to make it harder for us and gave us a complicated piece to play to test our limits. Me and School Cone couldnt even remember what we started with, so we improvised for most of the song. We then just sat laughing at how we couldnt take it all in and we just messed around. T'was funneh!
Then we all swapped instruments and i went back to the xylophone thingy, School Cone was walking towards the same instrument but next to me, cause there were two of them side by side, when Alex walked infront of him and sat down, so he went to the one in front of me and sat down. He got told off for lying down on the floor instead of just sitting, then i got told off for not listening and i kept hitting the wrong notes. LOL. Then on the bus back to school we played truth or dare.
Truth- What is your biggest regret?
Markette-Punching my brother in the face cause he stole my crayons when we were younger..
School Cone-Stabbing my sister in the arm with a pencil cause she was hitting me
Me..Well im not gonna say mine on here, just incase haha. Then we were talking about music, And it turns out he likes the exact same music as I do! And Markette! All this time and we didn't even know he liked exactly the same as us! Haha. I applaud you School Cone! XD
Markette came over mine after school today, We sat and played COD and talked about shizz. We were talking about Bee, she has kinda been in a mood with me lately, idk why. Markette said she was talking about me in Art, and that she was saying how annoyed she was that apparrently me and School Cone were flirting.. So what if we are?! I don't see it as flirting, we are just mates. I have lots of guys who are friends and this is how i talk to them, it's called Lad banter? I know we aren't flirting, we are just having a laugh, nothing more. But now tikka is saying he flirts with me. I don't see it though. I just mess around, we are mates. IDK why girls can't be friends with guys without being accused of liking them o.O
We got back to school, i got my nose stud took off me by my head of year, but i had my clear one with me so i just swapped them over, so my nose didn't close up. I got it back at the end of the day though.
Went to cadets tonight, i owe them £8..oops. Gonna have to do some more babysitting!
Friday 28th September
AVRIL LAVIGNES BIRTHDAY! Oh and my cousin Kyle's, but whatever haha. At least it's friday! Woke up at 5:30 this morning, don't know what woke me up, but for some reason I reached up and felt my nose..my clear nose stud had came out in my sleep i dived up and looked for it, but lifes a bitch and my nose stud is clear, so i couldnt find it, then i realised the hole had closed up, so i legged it downstairs to my blazer and got my other nose stud, then i had to re-pierce my nose with this metal stud, and shit did it hurt! I had to proper twist it and everything, ouchhh! And then i realised that i'd lost my clear stud, so i had to wear my metal one for school, and ill be screwed if it gets took off me again cause it'll close up again. I managed to talk my form tutor into not taking it off me, but i had to take it out. i just kept putting it in everyonce in a while.
We watched a video in PD and it was called Teenage Parents, about having sex for the first time :/ All the girls started whinging about how awkward it was and made sir turn it off xD all the lads were whinging about it being turned off LOL. We had to make a poster about Teenage Pregnancy. I just messed about. As per usual. Once outta PD, I put my nose stud back in and went about my daily messing around, cause tbh the rest of my teachers didnt notice, or just didnt give a shit.
Spent lunch chilling outside with Markette and Her Royal Meanie :-)
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| They were fighting with daisies -_- |
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| Markette :) |
Speaking about babysitting! Mam's friend Shaz text me asking me to babysit her kids Luke and Leo that night, so I jumped at the chance of earning some more money! Complete luck! Then the fireworks started :/ Some idiot in our street sets fireworks off the fourth friday of every month. IDK why, and the fact is that i'd just got the lads settled into bed, cause i thought it would be a good idea to let them have pop before bed so they were a lil bit hyper. Well done Kenny. :facepalm: Anyway as soon as they went down, stimultaneous things happened.. I jumped and fell off the settee, I heard two bangs from upstairs, (The boys jumping outta bed), i knocked my drink down my top when i fell, and fell on the tv remote turning the tv off. Then as i was getting up, i heard thudding across the floor upstairs, the bedroom door opening, excited squeals and a widnow opening. Then i was at the front door trying to lock it before the lads came down to see what was going on, but before i knew it they were in the garden jumping up and down shouting about fireworks. DAMN YOU NEIGHBOURS! I finally got the lads settled and into bed, and went downstairs. Their mam told me she wouldnt be back too late, she came home at 12:30am.. haha i was shattered! I literally went home and just went straight to sleep.
Stayed back after school with Markette, practicing 'Pieces' by Sum 41, My fave band in the whole world! This is the song im gonna do for my solo performance. I hope it goes well!
Markette being a mug. As per :')
Saturday 29th September
Woke up at half eleven thir morning! Think I deserved it though after babysitting last night, Srsly though. The boys love me, and i genuinely feel trusted at Shazz's cause she told me that the only other person she will let babysit, is her mam. And she said that she just loves how she knows she can trust me and feels 100% comfortable leaving the lads with me, cause when she says to them 'Jessica's babysitting you' they are always like 'JESSICA?! YAY IS SHE BRINGING HER GUITAR? WILL SHE TEACH US A NEW SONG? IS SHE GONNA COOK US SOME TEA LIKE SHE DID LAST TIME? CAN I GO ON HER GUITAR?' cause i swear down them lads love their guitars haha, thats the first thing they say to me when i walk in 'Have you got your guitar? Will you go and get your guitar?' And im like 'Hello to you too haha' I don't mind though, they really are lovely lads. They are only 10 and 8 years old. Bless them :D
I had babysat before, and They had cards too! I got bored and built a little house of cards before their mam actually left to go out.
Been out with dad today, he took me to the town. I got a new nose ring, a new nose stud, a scarf/bandana its black with skulls on it :D, some foundation and some mascara :D woooo!
*Le me.
New bandana, new nose ring :D
Then we had a macdonalds, and went to my nannas new house. I actually love it. We sat and watched TV. First Mr Poppers Penguins, then Prom, then Demons never die.
I love horror films :D They don't even scare me anymore, now I only like a film if it actually makes me jump or gives me a shock. Thats how i know its good.
My nanna's new neighbour, Its scary cause she is also called Anne, she has the same colour eyes, the same colour hair, and the same hairstyle as my nanna o.O.
She came to warn her about this guy, he is short, fat, bald and has two shih tzu's, one black, one white. When he walks past with his dogs, he reports people for parking on the grass, even if they are alowed to park there. He takes photos of the car and reports them to the police. Miserable old fart. I saw him walking along today when i went to get my magazine outta the car. My dad said to neighbour Anne, if he starts taking photos of my dads car he will take his phone and 'smash the cunt'. I found this highly amusing :3
As i'm writing this I am sitting listening to music, Thnks fr th mmrs by Fall Out Boy. Chilling with my nanna. The parrot is swearing at us again haha, i really wish she didn't have to give him away :( i know i complain about him lots but i still love him.. The little shit :')
Well, I'm out. C'ya!
-Kenny♫
Extra random rage comic that made me laugh :')
