BOREDBOREDBORED...

Hellaw :3

Well i guess I didn't exactly stick to my plan last night. Ended up going to my Aunty Julies, ate loads, and fell asleep on her settee :')

I went home at half 10 and literally went straight to bed haha, I was like... 'Dafuq? I don't even go to bed this early on a school night!'

but for some reason I was extremely tired. And I didn't get my lie in this morning -.- I ended up getting up at 9:00, because SOMEONE *cough NANNA *cough* woke me up going to work.

Thanks ever so much btw.

ANYWAY.  

I have literally sat in the house all morning. I watched two horror movies this morning, and 5 last night. Then I was derping around on memebase for a while and decided to make my own rage comic! :)

I made it about (Bee's new name is Soe, same as on Elf's blog) Soe.

She is a bit dim at times, and argumentative. And basically hates being wrong even though she sounds completely stupid saying the wrong things and then going off it and screaming at you if you try to correct her. Anyway..:

I know it's not the best, but its the first one ive ever made xD

So...

ATM i'm lying on my nannas bed, drinking a can of monster and listening/watching '100 funniest rock videos' on Kerrang. This always reminds me of when Me, Markette, Tikka and Skully went to the Kerrang! Relentless tour on 12/2/2012 at the Newcastle o2 academy. Best night of my life!

The bands playing were The Blackout, Letlive., While She Sleeps, and New Found Glory. Sum 41 were supposed to be playing, but a few months before Deryck Whibley (Lead singer of Sum 41) was attacked in Japan and he hurt his back. His doctor had advised him to drop outta the tour cause he could have to go in a wheelchair. So the Blackout filled in for Sum 41, and it was still a great night. The Blackout even did a cover of Sum 41's song 'Fatlip'. The whole atmosphere in that room changed when they started playing. Everyone went crazy, dancing, singing along and squealing in excitement! I would give anything to relive that night just once! It was AMAZING!

 Markette, Me and Tikka

Still...

Tonight i'm staying at my Mams house. My friend shorty is going to a party, but she had put her name down for to take care of an electronic baby for a weekend to experience parenthood. IDK why someone would do that at this age, but soooo. Anyway, me being the top friend I am, agreed to 'babysit' her 'baby' so she could go to this party. Good thing she only lives directly oposite my mam. She is gonna pick it up at six. 

I find this funy, cause Markette is terrified of these dolls. She won't even talk about them xD She is convinced if she looks at it, then it'll blink or move or something. LOL. Wimp. Jks, love yah really cuzzz xD (no not in that way. I know what you are thinking Markette :P)

Athea is staying at my Mams tonight, so I have to stay outta the way of my mam while her friend is over. Oh well :')

Ive decided i'm gonna save up for this:

Well I don't have anything else to say at this moment in time. I'm just gonna watch my horror movie 'American Evil' and go to my mams at 5. 

C'ya

-Kenny♬

*Le random picture that made me laugh

  

ICantThinkOfATitle

Heyyy!

TGIF, right? WRONG! TGIF is the alternate name for Katy Perry's terrible song

Last Friday Night.

I'm actually an idiot. That's all for today.

Heyy guyz!

Sorry not many don't changes in today's blog.. I'm on my phone cause my Dad has the laptop. But I'll let him off cause it's his birthday today.. Happy Birthday Dad!! :)

Reggie (ginger cat) still isn't home :( Ronnie (white cat) has spent the last hour walking round in a circle, meowing. I actually feel heart broken seeing him so depressed :(

Anyway!

Today consisted of Science, Maths, Science, History and Spanish. I have no idea why I picked Spanish for an option..! Me deteste español!

I much prefer Music. ♪( ´θ｀)ノ

Before school:

Lankylegs and Mini were calling me Spuddy's Lass again, I swung for Mini, but as I did so, Pasty walked up behind me and I accidently smacked him in the balls. Sorry Pasty!

Science:

So we are doing about food chains... YAWNNN. My teacher told us he would put some music on.. First song that came on was Gangnam style. Everyone was like 'leave it on sir!' and I pretty much screamed. I sat with my head on the desk with both my blazer, and my hoodie over my head and held my ears. I felt like my ears were gonna bleed!

Maths:

Does anyone even get square roots? When in life are we ever going to new to recall the fact why you should use A and B in algebra instead of X and Y?! They are freaking letters!!!!!!! I bought two seven up's off slee, and I drank one then Dem said to me 'Kenny have ya got any 7up left?' and I went for my unopened bottle only to find it wasn't in my pocket. After ten minutes of shouting and screaming and being endlessly told of by the teacher, I finally got my bottle back off Dem, so I hit her on the head with it and told her she's not getting any xD

Break time:

Nothing much happened tbh, Han an. Bee arguing again, I'm so glad I have a friend like Hannah who sticks up for me no matter what and couldn't give a shit if people tell off her for shouting at her. Bee has been givin me a lot of shit lately for no reason whatsoever. And she thinks we are friends! Haha I'd rather be friends with Justin Bieber! I'll talk to her if I have to but after the hell she has put me through, she is crazy if she thinks we are friends!!

On the upside, I had a can of monster at break. Went hyper, as per usual.

Science:

Same as before. I begged sir to let us listen to out headphones. Same as before, he said no. Tit! We had to watch a video at the end. I couldn't sit still! XD

Lunch:

Went in for dinner with Hevlar, I bought a sandwich, some chips and a flapjack, and managed I sneak it all past the teacher on the door. Muahaha I'm a genius. I didn't even have my bag with me! Hahaha!

After we ate we were just standing outside talking. I was talking about Carter again, and Bee said to me 'well when he comes to England he's going to find a much better girl than you and your just gonna get pushed behind' and she didn't even realise she said it!

All the lads were there again. Including Spuddy. Guess what happened?! I got tortured again. 'Spuddy there's ya lass!' 'Oh look it's Spuddy's lass!' Grrr it's getting past a joke now like! It's gone on for almost a year now!

But there was a rumour in year 8 that Skully fancied Spuddy, so I asked Jovi if it was true. Bee overheard and decided to run up to all the lads and shout 'SKULLY LIKES SPUDDY!' even though there were seven of us and we all told her to back off. Skully got upset and stormed off. When the novelty wore off the lads turned their attention on me, asking my if I do squats on Spuddy's dick. I stared at School Cone giving him evils. I turned around facing Jovi and mouthed 'I'm gonna punch one of these in a minute' and she laughed. I saw her look up and turn away, and I turned around to almost walk into School Cone. He started apologising

Him: 'I'm sorry, seriously I've been trying to tell them to leave you alone but they won't listen to me'

Me: 'it's okay I'm just pissed off at Cal, I walked past him and He screamed 'Spuddy!!' at me so I shouted 'piss off man' and he punched me in the arm'

Him: 'err did he? Little creep'

Me: 'I hate him :('

*random guy screams 'Spuddyyyy' at me, I ignore him, school cone walks away shouting at the guy, Skully comes back. She is now the new 'Spuddys lass!'

FINALLY!

But I guess it's gonna take a lil while for everyone to stop calling Spuddy's lass. Oh well.

History:

Did an assessment, dropped a bottle outta my pocket. Leaned over to pick it up.. Fell off my chair. (Y)

Spent rest of lesson on memebase.

Spanish:

Learnt nothing.

That's all guyssss!

C'ya

-Kenny♪

<Excuse me sir, but when does the Narwal bacon?> XD

Kenny and Elf!

Heyyyyy! 

As some of you guyzz may know, I talk about my two friends Markette and Her Royal Meanie a lot, Well today, Her Royal Meanie's new nickname is.. *drumroll please* Elf! (Cause she is small and cute).

As I write this, she is stood next to meeee! :)

So we are sitting, and my phone beeps telling me my aunty had tagged a photo of me on Facebook, and here is me thinking its gonna be some photo of me doing something stupid while slightly tipsy at her birthday party, 

when really it was this:

not bad, eh? Wasn't until i dropped the guitar and almost smashed it! XD

Well that's kinda it.. 

C'ya!

-Kenny ♬

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Hellaw! :3

Hai guizz!

I can't believe i'm up and blogging at this time, this is EARLY for me on a sunday :(
So what am I doing today? Trying to figure out a way to get from my Nannas to my Mams. My Mam is out in Washington today having her dinner, and wont be back until later. My nanna has gone out to pick my Granda up and he is lending her car, because my Aunty in Newcastle (BOOOO) is lending his. A few weeks ago some lowlife SCUM in Newcastle burgled my Aunties house while they were all asleep upstairs. They got the house keys, the keys to her shop, all her shop details, BOTH of their cars, An Audi, and a BMW, All of her credit cards, All the money outta her purse, her DVD player, Wii, and her phones. (If I found out who did this I swear down to god I will find you, skin you alive and hang you up by your tits or testicles you absolute worthless pathetic excuse for a human being).

                                                                *Le poorly edited photo
Anyway,
I'm at a house party tonight! :D woooo!
But...
I need to go to my Mams to get ready, and see the thing is.. Ive ripped my favourite jeans :/ All the way round the back of the leg.. And as my Nanna has just moved house, I have no clothes here at all to wear to go to Mams, so I can't get the bus. And also, my phone is flat and i dont have a charger here.
FML.

RIP favourite jeans :(
Haha, see what I did there? XD
Right on the butt too! I was hoping I could make them into shorts, but they aren't quite long enough..

At this moment, I am sitting Watching a movie called 'Panic Button'
I have seen it quite a few times, but unfortunately shitty sky means there is nothing good on telly to actually watch. Virgin is so much better o.O

Well, I'll be seeing ya some other time thats not quite now.. Well, speaking... typing..whatever you know what i mean haha, I'm just gonna chill listening to music, Heres the link to my playlist:

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRBgBwHNzLB2LElC6lDqUPq9dMh7f11Gf&feature=mh_lolz

HAHA! i just noticed at the end of the link it says 'lolz' IDK why, the playlist is called 'Bitch plsssss' not 'lolz' haha, I am so easily amused!


C'ya!
-Kenny ♬